7 Below (2012) Reviews

• Just bad

  wvdumpling2012-04-12

  This movie was terrible. From very bad acting to implausible situations, and yes I realize that the entire movie is an implausible situation. What I am talking about are the characters acting completely irrational in certain situations. People just don't do what the characters did, especially if you have ever seen a horror movie in your life. I too found the sound to be terrible. Storm completely drowns out the dialog at points in this movie. I love "B" movies and I will gladly waste time on a less that stellar movie, but I regret wasting my time on this one. To call this a "B" movie is to elevate it to a position it does not deserve. IMHO, save your money, save your time and do not bother with this one. A real stinker.

• You will never be able to get back the time you spend watching this movie

  laurasway72012-04-15

  When it comes to movies I always have an open mind and enjoy losing myself in the plot but when I say this movie is bad, I mean this movie is bad. It is so bad that I decided to share my opinion and feel it's my duty to share it so that I might be able to help those that have not watched this yet, save their time and energy and dedicate it to something else....ANYTHING else. The acting was laughable for most of the cast with the exception of Goss, Kilmer and a few others. I honestly thought that I was going insane because I couldn't accept that a movie as bad as this had actually been made. I am not even making sense as I type this because I can't even express or communicate in proper English and Grammar just how dreadful this movie is. In summary......for the love of all that is good and pure in this world....don't watch this movie.

• Well it's title certainly has nothing to do with the temperature.

  Thrill_KillZ2012-04-09

  First of all I read the cast listing with Val Kilmer, Ving Rhames & Luke Goss I got very interested & had a certain expectation to what I was about to see in this film. I can't understand how they managed to wrangle these guys into this boring thriller, I just don't get it. As the movie goes there really isn't very much to say, the plot is as thin as the paper the screenplay was written on. It begins with all of our cast(minus Ving) rolling down the highway in what seems to be a trip for college students, with Val Kilmer appearing as a professor of some sort seaming to be the leader of the group accompanied by his wife, it's not made clear what the whole trip was about probably due to the fact that it all means nothing due to the van crashing into a tree after a shadow of a girl appears. Then they build up that a MASSIVE storm is approaching & they wind up stranded at Ving's place.Everything that happens next was to me kind of boring, not very exciting and overall not that entertaining. They had such talent to work with & they wasted the potential of that with a bad script & limited character development. Rhames character was by far the best, without him the film would sink faster than the titanic, he holds that certain kind of unsettling conviction that worked well in his character, but even he cannot save the film. When the twist was revealed it was somewhat surprising, but nothing to write home about or text your friends about. 5/10 I don't recommending paying to see this film in any form whatsoever.

• the people who bankrolled this movie must be on crack

  random4ever2012-04-18

  this movie is special for several reasons, it shows us that people like Val Kilmer, Ving Rhames, Luke Goss etc...looks like they hit an all time low in there careers or the recession is worst then we thought and they need money real bad to do this either way the end results are the same. newcomer Rebecca Da Costa wants to be the new queen of the C movies. they probably filmed the entire movie in 2 weeks. now to the film the only good thing about the movie is you get to see a little leg for a few seconds. the rest of the movie is bad and only gets worse time drags on. it might be enjoyable with a bottle of bourbon or with sleeping pills. low budget bad movies is one thing, this movie is something worse.

• Pathetic Snoozfest.

  mail-jlane2012-04-18

  This was by far the worst thriller I have ever seen. Lousy acting, cinematography and storyline. I wonder how much this film cost to produce and whether they actually expected it to be a successful picture at the box office. Complete let-down considering the actors cast and it is now obvious tho was purely a financial thing for all of them. Does anyone know of this director and any of their previous work? Would be interesting to do some sort of comparison. I'm just so astonished that this sort of crap gets given the time of day at the box office. Its far below D grade in terms of quality. I suggest we all go and watch The Green Mile or Inception and relax knowing that there is some sort of talent in this world. Its almost as if a group of guys sat around a table and thought "now how can we waste some money...?" My 10 year old sister makes better films on Viddy. Waste of time, I rate it 0/10.