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ACTOR
Joshua WinchShanon SneddenTaylor LeeAnn GrahamJessica Willis
DIRECTOR
Michael Crum
SYNOPSICS
Cypress Creek (2014) is a English movie. Michael Crum has directed this movie. Joshua Winch,Shanon Snedden,Taylor LeeAnn Graham,Jessica Willis are the starring of this movie. It was released in 2014. Cypress Creek (2014) is considered one of the best Comedy,Horror movie in India and around the world.
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Cypress Creek (2014) Reviews
Couldn't spoil this film if I tried, its spoiled from the start!
I can't even begin to tell you how bad this film is! I have just wasted nearly 80 minutes of my life and I feel like suing the distributors of this film for even agreeing to make it public! I feel sorry for the actors to be honest, they probably won't get chance to work again. Audio track is distracting at best, badly edited and annoying at worst, effects and gore are very poor quality, DVD case plot seems reasonable, in reality its boring. I only sat through it because I thought "it MUST get better", but it doesn't. Starts like a poor quality parody, and just gets worse and worse. If this was on youtube as a college kids attempt at a horror made with friends, it would be poor. As a public released film where people are expected to pay money to watch, no, its wrong, someone should have stopped this film ever getting pressed to DVD! Seriously, its junk, buy it just to see how bad a film can be, you will want a refund!
Evil Dead meets Cabin in the Woods!
N O T! You guys seriously bought that? Well, I guess it could be true, if you removed Bruce Campbell/Sam Raimi from Evil Dead, and replaced everything awesome about Cabin in the Woods - then put the Crum brothers in charge (I assume they're brothers.) Imagine how much fun that would be! Okay, so it wouldn't be any fun at all. Moving on. 'Cypress Crap's' budget is nonexistent, and the sound is enough to make you cringe. The dialogue is on an entirely different level of bad. It's like the writer just did a copy and paste on random Facebook posts, and called it a day. Yes, it's THAT bad. Whatever budget they had was blown on the nice looking cast, which consists of, my best guess, four strippers looking to make it big in Hollywood. They're certainly not actresses. Now, we shouldn't be too hard on the Crum's, because even though their film is atrocious - they probably had some nice parties during filming (you lucky guys.) As for the plot - you have a group of strippers... err... I mean... friends - heading out to a cabin in the woods - a cabin that 'no one owns,' and was discovered on Youtube. Who'd pass on an opportunity like that? What could possibly go wrong? Sarcasm aside, there isn't a single redeeming quality about 'Cypress Creek.' It's an 80 minute film that made me feel as if I was viewing it in slow motion, because it never seemed to end. Random Ramblings of a Madman: You ever wonder what 'Zombeavers' would be like without the Zombie beavers? Wonder no more. My apologies to the makers of 'Zombeavers.' I actually enjoyed that film.
Awful!
I usually don't write reviews, but I had to make an exception for this one. The entire movie plot was basically non existent nothing made sense, at some point random events just started happening mixed with "special" effects and annoying sounds (very "special" since they were beyond terrible and will give you a headache) there was never any explanation as to why anything was happening let alone who the "creatures" were that were shown. For a great part it seems like they tried to recreate The Ring, at which they failed miserably. The acting was below average and not convincing in the least. I can't believe this was ever actually released. Awful, Just awful!! And how this movie got a rating of 6.8 will remain a mystery for me.
Absolutely the worse movie I have seen.
There is not a single chance the positive reviews of this film are not bought and paid for. At least I have to keep telling myself that to keep from believing people actually enjoyed this film. I love horror. I love campy horror. I love cheesy horror. I have been willing to sit through a bad movie just because I was bored and the girls were gorgeous. I have excused plot-holes, unfinished narratives, poor acting, poor visual effects, poor sound and poor editing and still walked away from the experience having enjoyed it. This movie hit all those bad points at once in a tidal wave of suck. By far the worse thing about this film is the sad attempt at scary sound effects and a creepy soundtrack. There is so much fail here the sound editor should seriously go back to delivering pizzas. From glitched dialogue to pointless effects to what appears to be an attempt at a creepy narrative track that drifts in aimlessly and leaves you befuddled as to its intent this is just a giant catastrophe. A close second is the crappy visual effects. If they can even be called effects. Not a single enjoyable quality in this movie can be found in any single frame so please save yourself the time-waste and just watch anything else. Hell, stab yourself in the eye with a protractor point then squeeze a bushel of lemons into it since that will be eminently more pleasurable. OK, fine, the cat girl is cute as hell.
Don't press Play on this..
TLDR: It's a right piece of sh*t is what it is.. Have you ever sat down to watch a movie, with nothing more expected than that it would at least kill an hour and a half of boredom. But then, twenty minutes into it, you think to yourself that you'll probably be better off inspecting your feet for toe jam? The camera-work, effects and lighting is extremely sh*t. The sound and music is f*c*ing awful. The acting is sub sh*tty. The story is beyond cr*ppy..The cover and title is the best part... If you want to do your feet a favor, this movie will definitely help you make that happen. As for me, i quit watching the piece of sh*t after 40 minutes. Time is just too precious..