Halloween Tales (2017) Reviews

• In a word, generic

  Leofwine_draca2017-08-04

  HALLOWEEN TALES is a horror anthology indie that forgets to contain any horror content whatsoever. In a word, it's a completely generic piece of fluff without a single good scare, merely featuring poor actors exchanging the words of a trite script. A bunch of assembled characters, each indistinguishable from the next, share their horror tales, and the viewer is 'treated' to two shots of a knife-wielding psycho and one shot of a ghost. The acting veers between terrible overacting and terrible underacting, and it's all a big waste of time.

• My name is Douglas not Dude.

  wutupdagw2017-09-17

  1 star The music in most scenes cuts off abruptly. Cant help but giggle. The acting is questionable.Then there's that one dude...doug....he's got problems. Nothing about this movie is scary. So with that being said 10/10 if you have a few beers and friends. I mentioned Doug earlier.....him, he's such an ass but his acting is hilariously bad. "MY NAME IS D O U G L A S."

• Twin Obsession? This rocks!

  verynicebones2018-05-19

  This film is a gem. Is there terrible acting, dialogue, cinematography, editing, etc? Yeah, but what do you expect? I hadn't laughed at a film so hard in a long time, so at least it left me with some kind of emotion afterwards. There is so much going on in this film that it's surprising there wasn't a story whatsoever. Whenever I found out there was a budget of 500k, I'm genuinely curious where that money was spent. Maybe it was on the Big Foot costume. 10/10 if you're drunk and wanting to have a good laugh. 1/10 if you're not. But, by the poster and the other reviews, you already knew this.