Kaaterskill Falls (2001) Reviews

• My God, the horror....

  atomican-12005-01-23

  Ordinarily, I can tolerate just about any movie at 2 in the morning. One night, however, my impressive endurance was tested, and I failed. I stumbled across a little cinematic gem known as "Kaaterskill Falls," and I would never be the same again. First off, the script. This is undoubtedly the worst screen writing I have ever heard. You know all those stereotypes of indie film that we film buffs try so hard to shout down? Well, this movie is all of them. Every single one. Without fail. From the "detached, nature-beauty-loving" hitchhiker character with his cliché and artsily expressed hatred of cell phones to the "oh my god it's genius" twist ending (which, in itself, is the epitome of bad student film writing), the movie is painful. When it first came on, the description read, "A hitchhiker terrorizes a couple in the mountains." This interested me, so I decided to watch. In the course of the movie, there was almost nothing the hitchhiker did that could be construed as "terrorizing." At most, he was mildly unsettling and generally dull. In the end, I found this to be the worst movie I had ever seen, unseating "Valentine" and "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls." To date, this has not changed.

• Roman Polanski need not worry

  threepete2004-08-24

  Have you ever watched a movie and thought "gee, I could do better than this". Well, this is one of those movies. All involved in this farce should be ashamed of themselves. The acting is unspeakably bad, the editing would embarrass a high school film class and the plot is so ridiculous as to be hysterically funny. I like independent films, but why is it so many of these movies insist on having actors respond to questions with long vacuous stares? It would have been nice to understand why Lyle was disaffected, or explore the relationship between Ren and Mitchell. Noooo, that would be work and why develop characters when you can use pregnant pauses for dramatic effect. I know it takes all kinds, but if you are the type to enjoy this movie, you seriously need to get out more!!

• Strangely mesmerizing

  Wham-32003-10-25

  This is not a gripping movie, but it has a believability to it that I find unique. Three quite ordinary people move through a weekend hiking in the country engaging in ordinary conversations and non-movielike dialogue. There are some cinematic techniques used seemingly to keep us more interested than we would be otherwise. It's good to hang in until the end because there are two unexpected and provocative twists that will make this movie stay with you and provide great grist for indie movie conversations. 6.5 out of 10.

• Never pick up a stranger

  jotix1002004-07-11

  This film is described as a thriller in the local newspaper ad, but in fact it is far from that. This moody picture directed by Josh Apter and Peter Olsen is much better than most of what the comments in this forum would lead a future viewer to believe. Sure, it's not for everybody and, yes, it is strange, but it will stay with you for a while. The couple on the way to a week end cabin in upstate New York, near the Kaaterskill Falls is in serious trouble. Their relationship is nothing and never will amount to anything. Only after the mysterious hitchhiker enters their lives, that becomes apparent. In retrospect, Ren and Lyle, the Manhattan couple would never pick up Mitch. There is something more to why they give them the ride and the way they let him stay with them. We realize who the strong one is and how this person manipulates the whole thing to an advantage. The last scene at the Kaaterskill Falls is executed brilliantly. The three principals act naturally. Hillary Howard is perfect as Ren, the mousy wife. Mitchell Riggs as Mitch, the hitchhiker plays his part well and lastly, Anthony Leslie is fine as Lyle. The score of the film is excellent.

• Nice scenery and Mrs. Hoek was kinda cute

  BrandtSponseller2005-06-12

  Well, the scenery's nice. I live in New York City and I'm an avid hiker. I often go to the areas where Kaaterskill Falls was filmed, in and around the Catskill Mountains. The opening of the film has some nice cinematography of the roads in the area, and the final sequence has some nice cinematography of hiking areas. That's surprising, because the cinematography in the rest of the film, as well as the dialogue, the majority of the performances, the story and so on all suck. As many have noted, Kaaterskill Falls is something of a remake of Roman Polanski's 1962 film, Nóz w wodzie (Knife in the Water). I haven't seen the Polanski film yet, but I'd imagine that there has to be more to it than there is here. Kaaterskill Falls is very easy to state in a nutshell, because a nutshell is all there is. A wife, Ren (Hilary Howard), and her husband, Stimpy--er, uh, Mitchell (Mitchell Riggs), are traveling to a cabin in the Catskills to make a baby. They see a hitchhiker, Lyle (Anthony Leslie), and Ren impulsively decides to pick him up. The guy says he can't find a place to stay. Stimpy impulsively decides to let him stay with them. Flirtations and jealousies ensue. They go out hiking together the next day. And you can fill in the last sentence. One problem with Kaaterskill Falls is that it's one of far too many films made in the wake of The Blair Witch Project (1999) with the belief that merely having a camera and a couple warm bodies will produce a good film. I'm not much of a fan of The Blair Witch Project, and I wasn't much of a fan of the film that precipitated it, The Last Broadcast (1998). The Blair Witch Project has also spawned a festering mound of copycat crap, such as The Black Witch Project (2001), Back Woods (2001), and on and on. But it's not that I hate all films in that vein. Both Open Water (2003) and Incident at Loch Ness (2004) are masterpieces in my view, for instance. But a good film requires technical competence and decent performances. Not every actor is skilled at improvisation. Even those skilled at it can't always be "on"--just look at the hit and miss nature of Christopher Guest's films. Directors Josh Apter and Peter Olsen have their cast improv most of Kaaterskill Falls, and the result is that 80% of the film is a trio of talking heads spouting banal nonsense. Worse, you can often transparently see the cast attempting to stretch or twist conversations around to just keep them going, to just say something. How about writing some plot next time, guys? There's a reason I don't routinely knock on the doors of Joe Schmoes begging to see their home videos from birthday parties. Since a feature film currently needs to be about 90 minutes long, the "talking heads spouting banal nonsense in the cabin" segment goes on for about an hour. And when I say "talking heads", I'm being literal. I've only rarely seen directors more fond of close-ups. Apter and Olsen will routinely zoom in (often blurrily) to chins far enough that an actor's eyes are cut off. To make up for that, they'll next fill the screen with the actor's eyeball. Or nostril. Or cheekbone. During one five-minute segment of non-stop chatter between the three leads, they mostly leave the camera on Ren so that her whole face fills the screen. I guess Apter and Olsen went on a beer run. Even though there was often no plot, some medium and wide shots would have been nice to break up the monotony. And it gets worse. They routinely use sound continuity that goes way against the grain of visual continuity in that they have an actor talking for a few moments while we're looking at that actor without his or her lips moving. It's like they're trying to create a stoner freak-out moment--one of those woozy, the-world-is-taffy brain-jams where everything starts going out of sync. What that has to do with the story or tone of the film, I don't know. Kaaterskill Falls isn't exactly Head (1968), or even the drug scene from Killing Zoe (1994). In the same vein, they repeatedly use "skip editing". That's where a cut goes from the actor talking to the same actor talking a few moments later, saying something a bit different, in a different position in the frame, etc.--the effect is like an LP record skipping. That's an interesting effect but an hour of it is too much. Apter and Olsen also have a number of technical problems, such as sound and lighting. The opening scene has horrid sound, and they even note as much on the commentary track. Fellows, if you didn't fix the sound with your ADR, try it again, and remix it. Hire a competent sound engineer (I work at a reasonable rate, by the way) and do it again. Don't just release it even though it's crappy. The lighting during the night scene was also horrible. I know it's supposed to be dark, but the audience needs to see _something_. The last half hour is "talking characters spouting banal nonsense on a hiking trail". This section is a bit better, but I think part of it was my attraction to the scenery. That shows just what a bad decision it was to leave the talking heads in a cabin with particleboard walls for an hour. There's also a smidgen of plot in the last section. Still, that was only good enough to bring my score back up to a 3. The Blair Witch Project wasn't that great. It was a success because of the ingenious marketing campaign. Let's stop trying to copy its "formula" and get back to creating worthwhile artworks.