Lake Noir (2013) Reviews

• Camp to tramp!

  bloodyruddy2013-09-04

  This film looked rather promising with the few 10/10 reviews left for it. After the group of kids met the locals, set up camp and learned of the Lakes dark past, I first believed that the film was inspired for a Deliverance meets Friday the 13th feel, trying to dig it.. my anticipation soon, so to speak, burnt down to ashes.. .. unfortunately, Lake Noir fails to both intrigue and entertain the campy blood thirst within you. Aside from its many kinky soft-pornesque scenes (the reason behind its lonely 2 star rating), cast and/or production made little effort as to create an interesting story and the suggested disturbia within it. Boring plot, flat acting.. BAD!

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• not the best but likable

  jeffabbschneider2013-09-04

  a good film that does leave me feeling a little short but a good film to sit at home and take it for what it is. I felt as if it were a low budget film I would not give give a film like this a 10 if it were a studio picture but for low budget indie it had the nudity,and awesome monster makeup I have seen studio films that did not have as good a look as this it had all the elements even if they did not work perfectly definitely worth a rental. I have done shorts and films over the years so I understand the effort that goes into just getting a film made. most critics have never made a film let alone a short so I do get a little annoyed with hypercritical people but when you make a film thats what you sign up for. hope you guys keep making films , next time I will expect more though ;)

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• Boobs, Blood and a Giant Mexican Zombie!

  BigMikeG2013-08-31

  What can I say about this film? It has 5 hot chicks 3 of which show their nice milkers, the monster looks really good, Its shot in a good scary location and the hillbillies look authentic. Other than that, Its a Super low budget film that runs a little slow, no real character development and pretty simple plot but if you are watching a low budget horror film for anything more than that then you my friend haven't been watching low budget horror films. For what this film is I give it a 10 it met my expectations and it was fun to watch while I was drinking beers with my friends, but mostly the part I like best about this film is that I'm in it and I want people to buy as many copies as possible and rent it as many times so I can go out and buy stuff and for that added reason I will tell everyone I meet its a good film.

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• Good Indie Fun

  yakimaabby2013-07-12

  really enjoyed this film was not too scary and was low budget but fun just FYI its unrated for a reason primarily the sex, nudity and violence.It is slow in places and I thought the monster make up was good. it is just a bare bones film but worth seeing. There are some really hot actresses I like the girl who played Nina the best she had a very unique accent. PS I read some of the critics reviews WTF its a low budget feature they probably did it on a shoe string nothing more annoying than people who wont ever make a film complaining about peoples hard work oh well I would be bitter too if I lived in my moms basement. :)

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• good indie film for low budget

  abbyduke7777-625-4206192013-03-06

  I enjoyed this film and it was slow but enjoyed the characters and quality of FX makeup and image quality and production value was impressive for a low budget. I could pick it apart but clearly they did what they could with what they had.I will leave the overly critical reviews to the haters with a hyperactive sense of self importance. This is the type of movie to crack a beer kick back and relax with. I bought this film and saw there is going to be a sequel I look forward to see what these guys can do with more of a budget. There is some graphic nudity , sex and violence but that comes with the territory. Cheers :)

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