Secret War (2003) Reviews

• Typical dollar bin garbage

  gorthu2009-04-19

  I just wanted to do a quick review to warn people about this horrible movie that was made without anyone knowing about it. I knew it was going to be bad when I read on the back of the DVD case- "with K.C. Armstrong and Jim Florentine from The Howard Stern Show and Crank Yankers". Not that I don't enjoy these guys work, especially Florentine, but when your main selling point for an action movie is 2 not so well known comedians, then, well, I guess it just reminds me how much of an idiot I am for buying this movie. Anyways, the script is as bad as it gets, the acting is OK, and there is literally nothing good about the fights. The main problem is that the lead actor (some Korean guy) is very short, and his kicks don't look that powerful, and he can't kick high. The only reason I got this movie is because Bobby Samuels is listed as action director on the back of the DVD. He gets a fight scene, and after that I gave up. I couldn't take it and I turned it off about halfway through. Truly one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

• movie

  hannerz8312007-06-23

  this movie encompasses everything that you want to see when you're watching a movie... it has suspense, action, sci-fi, etc and is entertaining to the end. i seriously recommend watching this movie. even though it wasn't directed by a well-known director and doesn't have famous actors... that acting is good and the storyline is fun and interesting... GO AND WATCH IT! in addition, the setting and plot of the movie is quite different from other movies and the movie does not go as you would expect it to...there are a lot of surprises. also, the movie focuses on the daily obstacles and struggles people has..but since it's a movie, it's portrayed on a higher scale