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The Knackery (2009) is a English movie. George Clarke has directed this movie. Iain Boden,Andrew Brown,George Clarke,Alan Crawford are the starring of this movie. It was released in 2009. The Knackery (2009) is considered one of the best Horror movie in India and around the world.
Set in the very near future, The Knackery is the latest hard hitting feature film from Belfast's leading independent production house, Yellow Fever Productions (makers of the award winning Battle Of The Bone). All is not as it seems on the country's most watched family game-show... Reality television has taken things to the extreme and given the public, The Knackery, a show where six contestants fight for the grand prize of 'one million pounds'. To liven things up, the producers of the show release a horde of genetically modified zombies which puts a little bit more pressure on the fighters, in this Big Brother style beat-em-up. As an undercover reporter tries to scoop the story he's been waiting for, he soon comes across a kid who has entered the arena unaware of the consequences. Seeing this as another excuse for higher ratings, the shows producers announce their new contestant as they witness the fighting skills of the youngster against others - but as the fighters get killed off, ...
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Zombie warehouse trash
ZOMBIE GAMES: THE KNACKERY is another cheap and appalling slice of zombie mayhem, made on an indie budget in Northern Ireland. The story is about a trashy game show where contestants must battle against an onslaught of the living dead for supremacy. The film was made on the cheap in an abandoned warehouse and contains a lot of noise and movement but very little in the way of sense, and absolutely no originality.
Vomitous
This review may also contain copious amounts of spite!! Why? How did this monstrosity come into existence? Who took a look at the finished product and said "Okay", because this isn't a horror movie, it's a dull hollow shell of a glorified home movie with a very flimsy zombie angle stamped on it. Some of the very worst films I've ever seen have been low budget zombie efforts, and this is a great contender for the worst one of them all, I knew I'd hate it in the first minute I swear! it's like the directors of some of these absurd 'films' think they can automatically make the shoddiest crap 'fun' just by including the long overused horror device of the poor old zombie in it. Well this is one case where they're dead wrong, as there's nothing remotely scary about these undead, they're just barely done-up random people running about in perfectly white romper suits and screaming like idiots in an endless ear-splitting cacophony that if you're owt like me you'll soon grow to hate. It isn't one of those no-budget horror movies that are entertainingly bad, no sir, just aggravatingly awful and the noise and sight of it gives you a frustration headache and leaves you mad at yourself for having wasted the time required to watch it! There's not a laugh to be had in this whether intentional or otherwise, and it's seriously almost impossible to watch, as it's absolutely an incoherent mess and nothing more. Nothing! Not a movie, more a sort of visual torture device, it's pretty much just a bunch of idiots p*ssing about in ugly and boring warehouse surroundings for an hour and fifteen.. Congratu-freaka-lations lads, you made one of the shittiest films of all time. Bravo!
Imagine telling a group of 5 year olds to make a horror film. This is worse.
I really hate to be harsh but this is legitimately - single handedly - the worst film I've ever seen in my entire life. I have seen The Room. (Glorified as the worst film of all time). I have seen Birdemic. (Also hailed as one of 'The worst films of all time'. I have seen Trolls 2. (There is no prequel.. it's just called Trolls 2. And yes it's ALSO hailed as one of the worst films of all time). The aforementioned films were at least entertaining to watch, not for it's horror, but for its unbelievably bizarre quirks. This isn't the worst film of all time because it's not a film. It's an absolute joke. I HATE labelling films bad - people put time, money and effort into it. But this is just.. I need to stop. People complain about movies being bad when what they really mean is it wasn't to their taste. THIS, however, is genuinely A W F U L. 1. The audio is appalling - from the VERY first scene - it's apparent there are no mic's being used. You can't hear a word they're saying over the noise of the car. 2. You can see the green-screen. 3. You can see where the (probably Poundland) make-up runs out on one of the receding zombies hairlines. 4. You can see the actors occasionally laughing during the serious scenes. Apparently The Knackery had a low budget - so what? It annoys me when that's used as an excuse. The budget for Paranormal Activity was essentially just the cameras they used and it's one of the most profitable films of all time - because it was actually good. This film angers me. I hate to sound bitter but that's because I am. I ordered this film and it came on a CD. It seemed legit. It wasn't. It's a complete and utter waste of time. 1/10, if I could go lower I would.