Vampz! (2019) Reviews

• Don't be so Blue

  nogodnomasters2019-03-29

  Simone (Lilly Lumière) and Sam (Louis Rocky Bacigalupo) are twins in search of a housemate. Simone is a pretend vampire while Sam is a dweeb in search of a date. They settle on Ashlee (Christal Renee), an overly bubbly, pop culture lover cheerleader. Marcus (Denis Ark) fears the Reptoids and is a vampire hunter. He uses shoe polish for a beard. The action starts as a home invasion and ends up with the cast at a warehouse. The cool albino snake and woman drinking blood from a martini glass have nothing to do with this film. There are about a half dozen films with this title, but none made on a budget this small. The film relies on camp characters reading mildly humorous lines and gag license plates. A sleeper at times. Was that a nerf sound being made when the werewolf was hit by a stake? Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.

• I watched this movie on a dare.

  nharan812019-03-22

  Bad acting. Dumb plot. Literally proof that anyone can make a film these days, but not all of them should.

• Here we go again with these low effort horror movies.

  Rastifan2019-03-24

  Terrible acting, annoying and badly produced and directed. Stupid and pointless. That's all there is to say really. A waste of time.